i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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