He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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