is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You took a bar mat shot.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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