Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents