She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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