I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i think i have two assholes
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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