dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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