Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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