There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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