I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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