Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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