The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I need to align my fucking chakras
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