i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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