Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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