whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
