and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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