i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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