You're so nebulous sometimes
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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