this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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