Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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