she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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