I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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