Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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