I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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