Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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