I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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