How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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