i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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