so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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