I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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