Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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