I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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