I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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