last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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