She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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