I think I died a long time ago.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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