i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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