No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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