i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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