her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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