Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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