I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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