It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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