before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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