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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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