I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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