are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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