well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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