Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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