I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.