I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.