ya dads aren't the best wingmen
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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