There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Randomize
