and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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