Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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