you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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