Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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