They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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