do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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