Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I have fence marks all over my body
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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