If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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